Use Your Wife's...

  •  

    A woman was at home when she hears someone knocking on her door. She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there.

    That man asks her, "Do you have a vagina?"

    She slams the door, disgusted.

    The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question, "Do you have a vagina?"
    v She slams the door in his face again.

    Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

    The husband thinks for a second and tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I'll take tomorrow off and stay home just in case this guy shows up again."

    The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whisper, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it."

    She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question, "Do you have a vagina?"

    "Yes, actually I have one," she answers.

    So the man replies, "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
  • Nude Painting Exhibition Grace and Martha were from a very prim and proper Eastern finishing school, and they were spending their vacation together in New York. On this particular afternoon, they had accepted an invitation from...
  • Costume Party All eyes turned to stare as Maureen, a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her. "Where`s your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.....
  • Identity Crisis The new inmate at the mental hospital announced in a loud voice that he was the famous British naval hero, Lord Nelson. This was particularly interesting, because the institution already had a Lord Nelson...
  • Plastic Surgery Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen...
  • You've Got Some Nerve! One day while Little Johnny`s dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what`s that?"
    "Oh Johnny that`s my nerve and your`s will be like this one of these days," replies...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT