Irresistible to Women

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    Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake uncorks it and releases a genie.

    "Ah, now you get three wishes," says the genie.

    "Great!" Jake replies. "First, I want one billion dollars."

    Poof! There's a flash, and a paper with Swiss bank account numbers appears in Jake's hand.

    "Next, I want a nice ocean-side house in Hawaii."

    Poof! Another flash, and he is holding the deed to an ocean side property in Hawaii.

    "Finally," Jake says, "I want to be irresistible to women."

    Poof! There's another blinding flash ...and Jake turns into a box of chocolates.
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