Don't mess with Engineers

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    Interviewer - So, what's your email ID?

    Engineering Student - Sir, abc@xyz.com

    Interviewer - And password?

    Engineering Student - 12345678

    Interviewer - You shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

    Engineering Student - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be:

    12345678

    Or

    Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

    Or

    1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

    1twothreefourfivesixseven8..... so on

    Or

    2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4....)

    13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5......, 8)..... so on

    Or

    Combination of all of these...

    By the way, did I mention use of capitals?

    Interviewer : ????????????
    Yappaaaa. Kaala Kaatraa Saami, Onakku Velai confirm.
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