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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigette Bardot. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters `BB` tattooed to her Boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her ass instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a `B` on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the art work.
"What do you think?" the wife says.
"Uh, who the hell is Bob?" the husband replies.
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