Fruits of Love

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    A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains of Scotland. They had registered on Saturday, and they had not been seen for five days.

    An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were alright.

    He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were okay.

    "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love," came the reply.

    The old man responded, "I thought so. Would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
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