Old Wine In A New Bottle

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    Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.

    Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up Karne Ke Liye Aur Sajane Ke Liye Thanks Bola Aur Waapas Aa Gaya.

    Us Aadmi Ke Jaane Ke Baad Madam Ne Gift Ko Unwrap Kiya Toh Usmein Se Ek iPhone X Ka Dabba Nikla. Wo Badi Excitement Aur Khushi Khushi Se Dabba Kholti Hai Toh Usmein Ek Purana Sa Nokia Ka Phone Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uske Neeche Ek Handwritten Note Rakha Tha.

    Madam Ne Note Utha Ke Dekha Toh Uspe Likha Tha: 'SAME FEELINGS'
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