Thai Massage

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    I had a friend who during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room, one for his wife and one for him.

    After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "
    He kept quiet ...

    The Thai masseuse again said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"

    There was again silence.

    Finally his wife spoke, "Don't have high hopes...She's saying 'Massage Finish' ..."
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