| Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of her house. 1st friend: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses at me. 2nd friend: Guy leave her alone, don't pay any attention to her. Then the lady signalled to him to come. 1st friend: Man the babe is calling me! 2nd friend: My friend, don't go. 1st friend: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like that is calling me? 2nd friend: Pal, l'm begging you, please don't go, please... The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she came out to meet him and after a while they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking. Lady, on opening the window: Hell ! That's my husband!!! 1st friend: Oh!!! I'm in trouble!! Lady, pointing at a heap of clothes: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes. The guy spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home that day. The next day he went over to his friend's place. 1st friend: Pal, can you believe that it was clothes and clothes l ironed throughout the day yesterday. 2nd friend: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY... Men Never Listen |