| This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs & comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that`s some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That`s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?" The husband was pretty irritated by now & yells back, "Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!" |