| A man walks into the Election office in Leeds and says to the Receptionist, "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an independent candidate." Receptionist, "Certainly sir, no problem. Please fill in this Form." He was filling the Form until he came to the question, "Are you circumcised?" So he asked the Receptionist, "Is that question necessary?" Receptionist, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible." He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? Receptionist, "To become a genuine politician, you have to be a complete prick." |