| An American, a Englishman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion. The American said, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest body oil money can buy, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Englishman said, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with very special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love.. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Aussie said, "That's nothing!!!. Last night I massaged my wife, you know, all over her body with butter. I smeared her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The American and Englishman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ....wow that's phenomenal ! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie replied, "I wiped my buttery hands on the curtains." |