Household Expenses

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    Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???

    Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein Hi Lag Gaye Saare Paise.

    Santa: Kamaal Hai... Kuch Ni Bacha... Koi Hisaab-Kitaab Hai?

    Jeeto: Maine Sab Likh Ke Rakha Hai Diary Mein. Tum chahe Toh Chack Kar Lo.

    Santa: Ok, show me.

    Wife:
    1500 - Milk
    900 - PNKG
    4000 - Vegetables
    1100 - PNKG
    1800 - Dhobi
    500 - PNKG
    3500 - Maid
    800 - PNKG
    6000 - Grocery
    1500 - PNKG
    1800 - Electric & Water Bills
    1000 - PNKG
    1200 -

    600...
    900...
    ...
    Santa: Ek Minute... Ek Minute... Ye PNKG Kya Cheez Hai???

    Jeeto: Pata Nahi Kitthe Gaye!
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