| A thief entered the hou se in the mid- afternoon... he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewellery and money. Man started sobbing and said.... "Bhai you take anything you want but please untie the rope as she is my neighbour's wife.. Mine will arrive shortly..." Husband: I got trapped into marriage. Wife, angrily: You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere! Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap! Dedicated to all husbands. Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight. Dad: What's Love at second sight ? Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha! And when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Audi A4.... |