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    Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were spending the night in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have sex with Minnie.

    The first thing Minnie asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

    Donald frowned and said, "No."

    Minnie told Donald that if he didn't get a condom they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

    So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

    "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

    The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

    "No!" Donald yelled. "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
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