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    Ek Ladke Ko Policewale Ke Saath Badtameezi, Gali-Galuch Aur Maarpeet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya.

    Judge: Kya Yeh Sahi Hai Ki Tumne Is Policewale Ke Saath Maarpeet Aur Badtameezi Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Sir, Lekin Galti Is Policewale Ki Thi.

    Judge: Kya Hua Tha?

    Ladka: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Ke Andar Apni Girlfriend Tina Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Ye Policewala Aaya Aur Pata Nahi Isko Phone Karne Ki Aisi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Isne Mera Haath Pakad Ke Mujhe Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Diya.

    Judge: Toh Is Wajah Se Tumhe Gusa Aa Gaya Aur Tumne Ise Gaaliyan Di Aur Hathapai Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Janab.

    Judge: Yeh Toh Sach Mein Isne Galat Kiya... Jab Tume Pehle Se Hi Booth Mein The Aur Baat Kar Rahe The Toh Ise Aisa Nahin Karna Chahiye Tha.

    Ladka: Isne Ek Aur Galti Ki... Is Se Bhi Badi Galti, Jiski Karan Maine Iski Dhunai Kar Di.

    Judge: Achcha!!! Vo Kya?
    Ladka: Judge Sahab, Isne Meri Girlfriend Tina Ko Bhi Haath Pakad Ke Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Dhakka De Diya.
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