A Clever Word Smith

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    Australia are so morally Bancroft.

    What they did is in Starc contrast to the spirit of the game.

    Didn't anyone Warner about it?

    Couldn't they see it Cummin ?

    Even a Lehmann would have known!

    They are no longer Lyons.

    They are sinking in the Marshes.

    Oh my Josh! They are Shaun of any respect now.

    There is so much Paine now.

    Sons of Mitches all of them.

    An Indian would say, "Kha, Wah, Ja" doobne!

    Musings of a clever word Smith.
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