Married vs. Unmarried Women

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    A survey conducted by Sexologist Dr Paras Shah at Ahmedabad among women (Married & Unmarried) gave the following results.

    'UW' - Unmarried Women
    'MW' - Married Women

    Q: What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
    UW: Penis.
    MW: Unshaved facial hair.

    Q: What is the most painful experience during sex?
    UW: Beginning of intercourse.
    MW: When my hair gets entangled.

    Q: How long does an intercourse last?
    UW: Around an hour.
    MW: Just about 6 mins.

    Q: One thing that a woman hates about sex?
    UW: Risk of pregnancy.
    MW: The cleaning up.

    Q: What do men hate the most in a woman's body?
    UW: Body odour / unwanted hair / flab.
    MW: Menstruation.

    Q: Which is the one part of woman's body that can get her into trouble?
    UW: Vagina.
    MW: Tongue.

    Q: What is the one quality that a man likes in a woman?
    UW: Simplicity / Intelligence / Understanding.
    MW: Cooking.
    v Q: When is a man in the maximum mood for sex?
    UW: At night / When naked.
    MW: Those 5 days.

    Q: Which part of a woman's body is most liked by men?
    UW: Breasts / waist / face / eyes.
    MW: Closed mouth.

    Q: When is a man not in the mood to have sex?
    UW: When he is sick / tired / upset.
    MW: When he is hungry.

    Q: When is a man very kind to his woman?
    UW: When he needs help / when aroused.
    MW: In front of other women.

    Marriage does bring a lot of maturity to women.
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