Final Boarding Call

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    Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman from Tamil Nadu was waiting for clearance in US airport for over an hour.

    He went to the counter and asked, "Why are you not calling my name"?

    Officer: "We have been announcing and calling you for so long. Where were you?? The flight has not taken off since you are absent in your allotted seat in the aircraft."

    In the meantime announcement came"
    "Final call for Mr. 'ANOTHERMAN SUPERMAN ' please board the plane."
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