The Biggest Liar

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    The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"

    "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.

    "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

    "Nope."

    "Well, meet the new game warden."

    "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"

    "Nope."

    "Meet the biggest liar in the state."
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