Inventory Loss Prevention

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    The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft.

    On departure for home, all workers' bags were searched and everything always seemed OK.

    All security measures you can think of were put in place, Auditors were called in but still no one was caught and stock continued to disappear.

    All workers, including management were checked on departure, each wearing just one underwear and no one was caught with more than one pair.

    Then....
    One day, the Auditor advised security to check all workers on their arrival to factory........
    and the case was resolved!!!
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