| A small boy was awaken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents room, so he decided to investigate. As he entered the parents bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. "Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing?" "It's okay," replied his father. "You're mother want's a baby, that's all." The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face. Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother sucking furiously on his fathers penis. "Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing now?" "Son, there's been a change in plans," his dad replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a new watch." |