| With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. "May I see the new baby?" I asked "Not yet," She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?" "No, not yet,"' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me. "WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!!!" |