Twice a Year

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    A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags.

    "Where are you going?" he asked.

    "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free!"

    The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

    "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.

    "Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $400 a year in Las Vegas!"
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