| Maria had just gotten married...and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous...but, her mother reassured her. "Don't you worry, Maria; Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother & said, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up into the bedroom, Tony took off his pants...exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.When she got up there.....Tony took off his socks and on his left foot, he was missing his toes! When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs, "Mama, Mama, Tony's only got a foot and a half!" Mama said, "Maria, you stay here and stir the spaghetti!" |