Missing The Target

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    Ek Gaon Mein Ek Aurat Apni Saas Ke Saath Rehti Thi. Uska Sasur Mar Chuka Tha Aur Uska Pati Shehar Mein Rehta Tha, Kaam Ke Silsiley Mein.

    Vo Aurat Kaafi Khoobsurat Thi Aur Jawaan Bhi Thi Aur Uska Gaon Ke Hi Ek Aadmi Ke Saath Chakkar Chal Raha Tha.

    Ek Din Uska Premi Kehne Laga: Mein Din Mein Sex Kar-Kar Ke Bore Sa Ho Gaya Hoon, Isliye Mujhe Raat Ka Time Bato, Kab Aun?

    Aurat Boli: Mein Aur Meri Saas Ek Hi Bed Pe Sote Hain, Raat Ko Mushkil Ho Jayegi.

    Aadmi Bola: Koi Baat Nahi, Mein Sab Sambhaal Lunga, Tum Bas Taiyaar Rehna.

    Raat Ko Ghar Ki Light Band Hone Ke Baad Aadmi Chup-Chap Aaya Aur Dono Taange Utha Kar Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga, Lekin Teer Nishaane Pe Nahin Lag Raha Tha...
    Tabhi Us Aurat Ki Saas Boli: Abe Hawas Ke Pujar, Ya Toh Dono Taange Meri Utha Ya Bahu Ki....
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