| Michelle was a very bad driver. After an unfortunate mishap in a parking garage, she took her vehicle to an auto mechanic. Seeing that the young woman was quite blonde, the mechanic decided to have a little fun at Michelle's expense. "We don't do bodywork at this shop, but I can tell you an easy way to fix the dents. Just blow really, really hard into the tail pipe, and it will pop 'em all out!" She thanked him for his wonderful advice and went home to give it a try. After the tailpipe had cooled off, she opened her mouth really wide and placed her lips around the tube. She then started to blow as hard as she could. She kept huffing and blowing until she turned purple! It was then that her husband came home and asked her, "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" After explaining to her husband how she was trying to remove the dents from her car, he shook his head and said, "That will never work, dear. You forgot to roll up the windows." |