| Dad was in the field ploughing when he noticed Mary run into the barn. A few seconds' later, he saw Bruce run into the barn after her. After about 20 minutes they still hadn't come out of the barn, so Dad decided to see what they were doing. As he walked into the barn he saw Bruce on top of Mary and he was going to town. Dad thought to himself that dirty bastard and picked up a shovel and whacked Bruce on the arse with it. Bruce jumped up and ran outside. Mary was still lying on the ground trying to cover up her modesty. Dad looked down at her and said, "I didn't think you had it in you, Mary." "Neither did I, Dad," said Mary, "until you hit him on the arse with the shovel." |