| "Father, yesterday I made love to my wife." The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that. "But father, I did it with lust!" Again the priest reassured the man that it was no sin. "But father, it was in the middle of the day!" The priest was growing uncomfortable with the description but assured him that it was a natural act for a man and wife. "But father, it was sheer passion. I followed her around the fridge and as she leaned over the deep freeze I jumped on her and we did it on the floor. Am I banned from the church?" "Of course not," said the exasperated priest. "Oh that's good. The manager has banned both of us from the supermarket." |