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    A substitute teacher walks into the classroom. On the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johnny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"

    She yells, "Who's Little Johnny?"

    This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Little Johnny."

    "Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!

    The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "IT PAYS to ADVERTISE."
  • Make a Wish and Blow A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order and saw that she was crying. "What is wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked. Wiping tears from her eyes...
  • An Honest Confession "Father, yesterday I made love to my wife."
    The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that.
    "But father, I did it with lust!"
    Again the priest reassured the man that...
  • Hot Blonde Runner Jill and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging. Jill said, "Did you see her?"
    "Well, yeah," said Little Johnny...
  • Cow Breeding Little Johnny`s father had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor`s bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told Johnny to watch and come in and tell him when the bull...
  • Reasonable Explanation! This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road...
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