Oh No!!! He Smoked his Cigar?

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    A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?"

    His customer answers in a slurred voice, "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis."

    "Oh come on," replies the bartender.

    The customer then says, "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

    He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar.

    The bartender bends down and looks closely and says, "Why this is just a cigar."

    The customer looks puzzled and says, "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says, "See that."

    The bartender again inspects it closely and says, "You idiot, that's just another cigar."

    Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself, leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says, "Oh no, I must have smoked it!"
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