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    A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once.

    A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he'd finished, he asked for his money. The girl explained that she didn't have it, but that she could pay for the job with sex. The builder complained and complained, then finally agreed, saying sex was better than nothing.

    "I like it doggy style," he said.

    She positioned herself accordingly. He slobbered on his thumb and forefinger before inserting them in her rear orifices. She squealed in surprise.

    In a deep and completely dominating voice he said, "Now give me my fucking money, or I'll rip out your partition."
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