Battalion Cocktails

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    An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander.

    A circular was sent out to all: "Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess."

    The Commanding Officer saw the spelling mistake and asked the Adjutant to amend it.

    The Adjutant did and now it read:

    "Refer to circular, read tail, instead of fail cock stands, as it is."
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