Generous Husband

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    My wife's sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche.

    Astonished, my wife asked her, "How could you afford this?!"

    "You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous," she replied.

    Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, "I think I'll start doing that."

    "Me too," I replied, turning to my sister in law. "What's your husband's number???"
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