Narak Bhi Swarg Hai

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    Ek Baar Mein Sharaab Ki Bottle Lekar Ghar Ki Taraf Jaa Raha Tha Ki Raaste Mein Apne Pados Mein Rehne Waale Pandit Ji Mil Gaye Aur Meri Daaru Ki Botal Dekh Ke Kahne Lage: Bhai, Tum Sharaab Peete Ho, Tum Toh Pakka Narak Mein Jaoge.

    Maine Pandit Ji Se Poocha: Lekin Pandit Ji, Koi Sharaab Bechta Hai Tabhi Toh Main Kharidta Hun. Us Suresh Ka Kya Hoga, Jo Sharaab Bechta Hai? Kya Vo Bhi Narak Mei Jayega?

    Pandit Ji: Haan Haan Vo Bhi Narak Mein Jayega.

    Maine Phir Pucha: Aur Us Suresh Ka... Jo Sharaab Ki Dukaan Ke Bahar Chicken Bechta Hai?

    Pandit Ji: Vo Bhi Mein Narak Mein Hi Jalega.

    Maine Phir Pucha: Aur Vo Naachne Wali Lolita Ka Hoga?

    Pandit Ji: Vo Bhi Nark Mien Jayegi.

    Maine Phir Khush Hote Hua Kaha: Phir Koi Dikkat Nahin Hai Nark Jaane Mein?

    Sharaab Waala Wahan Hoga;
    Chicken Waala Wahan Hoga;
    Naachne Waali Ladki Wahan Hogi... Apne Saath Peene Waale Saare Dost Wahan Honge... Apne Liye Toh Wahi Swarag Hua Hai.

    Pandit Ji Ab Mere saath Baithe Hain, 3 Peg Lagane Ke Baad Salad Kaat Rahe Hain... Lekin Selfie Lene Se Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
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