| A guy from Texas is invited to a Halloween costume party while in Chicago on business so he visits a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam." The girl looks him over, and then brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Honey That's still a little on the small side....." Not impressed she says, "Listen, Tex, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?" |