Client's Bizarre Request

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    Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."

    "Why?" she asked him.

    "Never mind!" replied Abe. "I`m paying for it. I want a girl with big tits and a small cooze!"

    "No problem," said the madam. "Go straight up the stairs to room 23."

    A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young woman walked in.

    "Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big mouth and the small pecker?"
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