Adhura Pyaar

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    Kal Shaam Mein Apne Ek Dost Ke Saath Baitha Peg Laga Raha Tha. 3-4 Peg Lagane Ke Baad Vo Bhai Kuch Senti Sa Ho Gaya Aur Bola: Yaar... Kal Meri Premika Ki Beti 21 Saal Ki Ho Jayegi.

    Maine Kaha: Toh Kya?

    Vo Bola: Mera Beta Pichle Mahine 24 Saal Ka Hua Hai.

    Maine Phir Kaha: Toh?

    Vo Bola: Yaar Kuch Aisa Karo Ki Mere Bete Ki Shaadi Uski Beti Se Ho Jaye.

    Maine Kaha Us Se Kya Hoga?

    Ab Uske Dil Ki Baat Ki Gahraai Ko Dekhiye...

    Bade Bhavuk Hote Hue Vo Bola: Yaar Bahut Ichcha Thi Ki Meri aur Uski Shaadi Ho... Vo Mere Bachchon Ki Maan Bane.... Lekin Afsos... Yeh Ho Na Saka. Lekin Ab Ye Sochta Hun Ki Kisi Tarah Se Mere Bete Ki Shaadi Uski Beti Se Ho Jaaye.

    Maine Pucha Ki Vo Kyun Bhala?

    Vo Bola: Vo Isliye Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Mera Beta Apni Saas Ko Mummy-Mummy Hi Bolega Na.... Aur Kuch Nahin Toh Dil Mein Chupi Chahat Ko Kuch Toh Shaanti Milegi.
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