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    A journalist, who was fed up with the state of the Indian Economy, decided to ask the views of Finance Minister Arun Jaitley on sports instead of Indian economy.

    He asked, "Dear FM, which game do you like?"

    FM replied, "Cricket when played in India."

    Journalist further asked, "which part of Cricket do you like, I mean batting or bowling?"

    Our great economist replied, "No, No, I LIKE THE TOSS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH IN INDIA."

    Journalist was amused and asked, "Why, only toss Sir?"

    Jaitley smiled for the first time and told, "BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY TIME WHEN I SEE OUR RUPEE GOING UP."
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