Dying of Excitement

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    Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aayi. Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Baat Batayi Toh Kahin Khushi Ke Mare Heart Attack Hi Na Aa Jaye.

    Toh Company Ne Apne Sabse Intelligent, Talented, Bilkul Seedhe-Saade Aur Shareef Se Employee, Chaman, Ko Ye Kaam Task Diya.

    Chaman Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Aur Baja Di Door Bell.

    Darwaja Khula Toh Ek Bahut Hi Sunder, Hot, Sexy Si Ladki Nikli Aur Boli: Ji, Kahiye?

    Itni Hot Ladki Dekhakar Chaman Ki Saari Intelligence Dhari Ki Dhari Rah Gayi Aur Usne Seedha Hi Puch Liya: Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye Toh Aap Kya Karogi?

    Ladki Pehle Toh Sun Kar Kuch Hairan Si Hui Aur Phir Boli: Aap Ke Samne Ek-Ek Karke Apne Saare Kapde Utar Dungi... Bilkul Naked Ho Jaaungi Aur Phir Sensuous Sa Dance Karungi... Tumhe Lap Dance Dungi...

    Yeh Sunkar Apne Chaman Ki Halat Kharaab Hone Lagi...

    Ladki Aage Boli: Phir Dheere-Dheere Tumhare Kapde Bhi Utaar Dungi, Tumhe Apne Bed Pe Leta Ke Tumhe Kiss Karungi, Smooch Karungi... Phir Tumhe BJ Dungi, Aur Adhe Paise Mein Tumhe De Dungi.

    Aur Ye Sab Sun Kar Apna Chaman Over-excitement Ki Vajah Se Mar Gaya... On The Spot
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