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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man." replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"
- Tattoo.. She goes to a tattooist to have the letters `BB` tattooed to her Boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her ass instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a
- Ten husbands... A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I`m still a virgin.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you`ve been married ten times?
'Well... -
Time and motion study! The results of this study shows that your efficiency increases if you put the computer in the loo or you put the lavatory at the work station. - Lost balls! They bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.
After two hours Bob`s wife came home and asked Bob, 'What are you doing?'
Bob explained and she said, 'Come on, you will only freeze your ass off.'
Bob refused as he... - Deathbed Confession 'There`s nothing to confess,' replied the weeping Susan. 'Everything`s all right, go to sleep.'
'No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your...