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    Lee Trevino is a considered one of the best golf players in history and has a net worth over $40 Million. He's Hispanic and lives with his beautiful wife in Dallas, Texas.

    One day he was out cutting the grass, as he does every week. A lady driving by in a sleek new Tesla S stopped in front of his house and motioned for him to come to her car.

    Lee drove his Toro Zero turn mower to her car and waited for her to lower the window. The lady said, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"

    Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."

    The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"

    Lee said, "Well, the woman in this house lets me sleep with her."

    The lady's eyes got big, she then turned red and sped off in the Tesla without a reply.

    No one knows if she ever returned to take him up on his offer.
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