Horizontal and Vertical Lips

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    A boss had to interview 4 girls for his secretary's position.....

    He asked the same question to each one of them....

    Boss: A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two ?

    First Girl: One is hairy, the other isn't.....

    Boss: OK... good !

    Second Girl: One can talk but the other can't !!! ....

    Boss: That's better !

    Third Girl: One is vertical and the other is horizontal .....

    Boss: Hmm... clever !

    Last Girl: One is for me and the other is for my Boss.....

    Boss: You are hired !!!
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