Heartiest Apologies

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    A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion.

    "When did he leave you?" the judge asked.

    "Thirteen years ago," the tired mother replied.

    The judge was confused, "Well, if he left thirteen years ago, where did all these children come from?"

    "Well," said the woman, "he kept coming back to say he was sorry."
  • Forrest Gump in Heaven Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it`s certainly good...
  • Equal Privileges! A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement...
  • Misspelled Name Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise...
  • The Drunk and The Priest A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket...
  • Roses For Girlfriend! I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A young mother boarded with her 5-year- old daughter and Mom sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but...
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