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An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors.
When he arrived, the waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the reception desk.
The receptionist was a large, imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE - YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION; AND I`D LIKE THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
- Never ever fall asleep in Church One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church.
'Reverend,' he said, 'I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It`s very embarrassing. What should I do?'
'I have an idea,' said the minister. 'Take this pin... - Tattoo.. She goes to a tattooist to have the letters `BB` tattooed to her Boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her ass instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a
- Ten husbands... A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I`m still a virgin.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you`ve been married ten times?
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Time and motion study! The results of this study shows that your efficiency increases if you put the computer in the loo or you put the lavatory at the work station. - Lost balls! They bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.
After two hours Bob`s wife came home and asked Bob, 'What are you doing?'
Bob explained and she said, 'Come on, you will only freeze your ass off.'
Bob refused as he...