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A Mute Norwegian woman has received over $1,700 in bills for calls to phone sex lines. Although she was rendered speechless since a stroke in December and her phone was disconnected, the phone company keeps billing her. It is plainly obvious she has no need for phone sex. The telephone company is screwing her.
- Blind man.. Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits...
- Never ever fall asleep in Church One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church.
'Reverend,' he said, 'I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It`s very embarrassing. What should I do?'
'I have an idea,' said the minister. 'Take this pin... - Tattoo.. She goes to a tattooist to have the letters `BB` tattooed to her Boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her ass instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a
- Ten husbands... A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I`m still a virgin.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you`ve been married ten times?
'Well... -
Time and motion study! The results of this study shows that your efficiency increases if you put the computer in the loo or you put the lavatory at the work station.