| "Miss, I'm sorry but we can't employ you as a center-fold model", the editor of a men's magazine explained. "It's all too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black". The irate lady picked up a paperweight on his desk and proceeded to slam it down on the editor's fingers. "What the hell did you do that for !" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once." |