| One of my co-workers is quite graphic about his sexual powers. When he recently got married he took a lot of good natured ribbing from co-workers, but one of the funniest things I heard was when he was asked by another guy in the office, "Well Casanova how many times did you make love to your new bride on your wedding night?" Delighted to be given an opportunity to brag, he beamed and proceeded to not only tell how many times, but also how many ways. When he finally finished he suddenly remembered that the guy who asked had just recently gotten married himself. He asked, "Say, now that you mention it, how about you? How many times did you manage on your wedding night?" "Just once", said the grinning man, "My wife wasn't used to it" |