Window Shopping

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    A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business.

    After a couple minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, what the hell are you doing?"

    She said, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money.... just looking.
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