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    Nancy and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging.

    Nancy said, "Did you see her?"

    "Well, yeah." said Little Johnny.

    "That really gets me. I've never understood that about women. She was wearing a necklace, two bracelets, hoop earrings, her nails were freshly polished with Salerno Mavala nail polish, she'd recently spritzed Chanel behind her ears, and she was wearing Yves Saint Laurent lip gloss!" Nancy said.

    "You noticed all that?" asked Little Johnny.

    "Yes I did. You didn't?" replied Nancy.

    Little Johnny said, "Not exactly. All I noticed was that she had legs all the way up to her very well rounded cute little butt, a spectacular set of tits and no wedding ring."

    Then Little Johnny had to swerve again to avoid being slapped by an even more upset Nancy.
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