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An atheist was fishing on Loch Ness when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. With an easy flip, the beast tossed his boat high into the air and then opened its huge mouth to catch him.
As he sailed into the sky, he cried, "Oh, God! Please help me!"
At once, the ferocious scene froze!
As the atheist hung there in mid-air a booming voice came out of the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on, God. Give me a break!" man. "A minute ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
- Little Rabbits A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper`s heart melts... - Perfect Girl! A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
The gentleman replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl... - The Easter Bunny A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately The rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man...
- Cat Food A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
"Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He`s going to really ticked if it`s not ready on time... - Aggressive and Hostile A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed...